Living with uncertainty

What my mum said; “Would you like me to waterproof your boots?”

What I though she said; “Would you like me to put water on your boobs?”

Went and got Jeff at like one o’clock, got food came back to my house, laid down, watched LoL streams. He’s been passed out since two or so, it’s like six o’clock. I can dig it.

“We need an AD carry… If you drink till you get alcohol poisoning and die, I guess we will just have to call someone else to play.” -theoddone

I fucking love oddone.

I wish to drink coffee, and be creative today.